Courtney Stodden Has A New Music Video And It's Dripping With Candy-Coated Elegance

Okay, maybe it's not dripping with candy-coated elegance, but it's definitely dripping with something, because my eyeballs are sticky in a bad way and the rest of my day will be spent scrubbing my retinas with a Chore Boy and two cans of Ajax (with BLEACH!). Speaking of Chore Boys, everybody who helped in the making of the porn iguana's debut music video was obviously smoking from a Chore Boy crack pipe, because this is an illegal mess. If you've ever wondered what a Skinemax movie would look li...